Guest: Out of one's tree

Allergies suck. This is why we should bulldoze all the trees and replace them with McDonalds.

Apart from absorbing greenhouse gases, providing food, reducing erosion, housing wildlife and catching rainwater, what have trees ever done for us?

They make me sick. Literally. There's pollen everywhere. It's like the Dust Bowl all over again. And tons of people are saying we should plant more.

I'll expl...