Guest: The worst golfer by par

I’ve officially sunk to the lowest level of humanity.

Yesterday evening, despite the protests of my conscience, I went out and played — close your eyes if you’re squeamish — golf.

No, I’m not a millionaire. I didn’t hit the links to network or plan business acquisitions. I just went on a golf course to hit a ball around and feel smug about myself.

What a horrid thing for a respectable taxpayer to...