Dakota Gardener: Tips on watering your garden
August 15, 2022
Do you remember your first job?
Maybe you were a babysitter or worked at McDonald’s. Maybe you delivered newspapers.
My first job was unusual. I was a trained assassin.
A research company trained me to torture and assassinate sunflowers.
Every day I grew deadly diseases in the laboratory. Every night I would attack the sunflowers with those diseases.
I was taught the key to killing plants...